November 21, 2021

The man who is excited to eventually make a penis so big it literally cannot be contained by pants, but is not looking forward to 100 gigabytes of updates when he does

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April 5, 2020

Posted on April 5, 2020 by Mike "The Legend"

Ludicrous Leadoffs:

Smash Bros. Player Builds Controller That Tazes Him
(watch footage of this tomfoolery here)
Atari Announces Pong Quest, A Pong-Based RPG
(see the first trailer here)

News of the Week:

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who wishes that time could find a happy medium between “Warp 9” and “Dead Stop”

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September 6, 2019

Posted on September 6, 2019 by Mike "The Legend"

Ludicrous Leadoffs:

Cooking Mama Has Gone Vegetarian
Shiny Charizard Pokémon Card Sells For $10,000 On eBay
(check out the eBay auction for yourself here)

News of the Week:

SNES Games Coming To Switch Online
Overwatch For Switch Finally Gets A Release Date
(watch the announcement trailer here)
Doom 64 Being Re-Released For Switch
Undertale’s Sans Joins Smash Bros. As A Mii Fighter Costume
(watch the reveal trailer here)
Reggie Fils-Aimé To Lecture At Cornell University In New York
(check out the event page for his first lecture here)
Mario Kart Tour Coming To iOS, Android On Sept. 25
(watch the release date reveal trailer here)
The Lion King, Aladdin 16-Bit Games Getting HD Remasters
(watch the announcement trailer here)

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who, in his final descent into “old personhood” has been evaluating reward plan options, and has just about made a decision!

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June 14, 2019 – E3 Wrap-up (Part 1)

Posted on June 14, 2019 by Mike "The Legend"

E3 Ludicrous Leadoff:

Miller Lite Builds Working Game Controller On A Beer Can
(see what this thing looks like here)

Microsoft Recap:

Nintendo Recap:

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who wonders what the guy who tried to blackmail Radiohead’s reaction to Radiohead’s response was
(visit the Radiohead page on Bandcamp here)

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February 8, 2019

Posted on February 8, 2019 by Mike "The Legend"

Ludicrous Leadoffs:

Crazy Person Gets Smash Bros. Ultimate Running On Old Sony Watchman
(see what this madness looks like here)
PlayStation VR Getting Sequel To Groundhog Day Movie… As A VR Game
(watch the first trailer here and read the full article on long Bill Murray’s time loop lasted here)

News of the Week:

Dennis’ Nickname:

The man who is foolishly putting too much stock in the opinions of groundhogs this year

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January 11, 2019 – 2018 Year In Review (Part 1)

Posted on January 11, 2019 by Mike "The Legend"

Greetings friends, and welcome to 2019! Hopefully, all of you out there managed to survive 2018, and we here at The Arcade are glad to be getting back into the swing of things after an enjoyable holiday break. This week, we’ll take a look back at some of the bigger stories that played out last year for part one of our 2018 Year In Review.

The Big Topics of 2018: